Questions & Answers for Mike

You have questions? I have answers, though maybe not at serious as you might like, but then I don't take anything serious, life is far to short to worry about everything all the time... Don't get me wrong, stuff gets under my skin, but I have the ability to vent in my art or through non-confrontational means. I have a remarkable ability to completely drop things, and move onto another subject.. Doctors call it ADD..

Q: Are you crazy, evil, psychotic or have multiple personalities?
A: No, no, no and no, well the last one might be up to debate. I am just a very open minded person, I like many different styles and genres, and enjoy working in them all. I can draw a cutesy teddy bear skipping through a field of flowers… and then draw a killer zombie teddy bear skipping through a field of dead bodies.. I don't feel that I need to or should limit myself to any one particular theme.

Q: Do you worship Satin?
A: No, but I do like how it feels… silky smooth!

Q: Do you warship Satan?
A: Um... You sank my battleship... Satan!

Q: Do you worship Satan, the Devil, Lucifer?
A: No

Q: You are going to burn in hell, Jesus saves!
A: Is that a question? Well only if there is pie.. I like pie..

Q: How do you draw this stuff?
A: I have a good imagination, and watch allot of movies..

Q: How do you do that?
A: I assume you are talking about "this stuff"? Its magic…

Q: How much do you charge?
A: It really depends on the subject matter and how it's going to be used. A personal drawing you want to give Joe the plumber for his birthday is going to cost less then a multinational corporation with plans of world domination. So hit me up on my contacts page, and ill throw you a quote.

Q: Can you draw me as a zombie? For free?
A: Yes I can draw you as a zombie, no I can't do it for free, this is what I do for a living, and unfortunately until everyone else in the world starts working for free and not charging for food, rent, shoes… toilet paper… ect I have to charge for my time so I can buy stuff.

Q: Can I use your art for something?
A: Only if you pay me for the usage. Why? See above..

Q: Didnt you used to tattoo?
A: Yes..

Q: Do you still tattoo? If not... why?
A: No, I no longer tattoo, it was getting really hard with my eye condition.. So I had to retire.

Q: Can you still draw my tats..?
A: Yup... I can still draw, it was just the whole... cant see... permanent needles in skin thing that was making it hard to continue.

Q: Can I give you LOTS of money?
A: why yes…. Yes you can! Ok I made this one up, but if there are any takers… id be happy to take your money..